Brilliant…

Dumb ways of Techs
A lady called an electrician to repair her doorbell. He didn’t show up for 4 days.
The lady called back. The electrician replied,
Lady, I’ve been coming out there for 4 days. I press the bell and nobody comes.
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Corona policies
Government
We see further relaxation at the horizon
Wikipedia
Horizon = An imaginary line which retires, if you approach.
Hope the translation is correct.
Do they move, that’s the question…
Spoiler: No they don’t!
          
Some says… you’re doin’ it wrong, dude.
Yesterday was a terrible day in Brasil,
I need a Monthy Python Flying Circus »
I wonder what the “Emergency Exit Device” would look like…
                    
Is it possible ?

I normally don’t do sexual jokes (mostly because they never are that funny). However, this one made me laugh…

            









