Who needs a little joke today?

Thank big bad Microsoft for letting printerdrivers run in kernelspace instead of userspace.

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Translation:
Another vaccination mishap!

Astonishment and horror at Astra Zeneca:
Health Minister Spahn orders 80 million doses from the wrong company!

ASTRA is a German beer type. :grinning:

Regards…

Uwe

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Same here, thank you.

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Happy to help. Correspondence between Windows 10 Versions and KB released 9/03

version 1803 — KB5000809 (OS Build 17134.2087)
version 1809 — KB5000822 (OS Build 17763.1817)
version 1909 — KB5000808 (OS Build 18363.1440)
version 2004 and 20H2 — KB5000802 (OS Builds 19041.867 and 19042.867).
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Well at least that, here in Brazil we are not allowed to have a drink also! :frowning:

“Having a drink” in italy is called “Aperitivo”. Usually taking place from 17:00 to 19-20. Something alcoholic, some finger food, some other things, a lot of people, music, chat.

By my perspective… A lot of head bash to the customers at “aperitivo” because they are too dense for apply social distancing, too much often drinking, smoking or eating for constantly wearing a mask and also a bit too much rashed to be “polite” about the restriction.

Sometimes a Human Attitude Readjustment Tool is needed. A lot.

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nananana na na

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When your dog wants to play with you and the waterhose…

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When your ads don’t work out as you expected…

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Location, location, location, location…

Here comes another windows 10 update! :bomb:

Lol, thats from Brazil, and thats a famous TV host/presenter

Microsoft seems to buy Discord. Oh, boy.

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Since it is almost Easter, here’s an easter joke:

  • There is a blank spot in your résumé,
    between crucifixion and easter
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Although… I believe that God can take a joke,…
When I think about it after seeing so many volcanoes erupting, hurricanes, floods…
Well, someone likes to joke for real. :dove:

CCCCC O-M-B-O






Truth!

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Easter Egg: trying to bash a wireless network.

Newest tech…

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