robb
(Rob Bosch)
May 28, 2020, 9:46am
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Too long since last post…
anyway, my kind of hospitalization:
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pike
(Michael Kicks)
May 28, 2020, 9:54am
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I think that @stephdl suffers the same… condition
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When you see your keyboard as thus:
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pike
(Michael Kicks)
May 31, 2020, 4:56pm
267
Old but gold?
This is my network. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
My network is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I master my life.
My network, without me, is useless.
Without my network, I am useless.
I must send my packets true. I must block packets faster than my enemy who is trying to pwn me. I must pwn him before he pwns me. I will….
My network is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother.
I will learn its weakness, its strength, its clients, its servers, its switches, its routers and firewalls.
I will keep my network clean and ready, even as I am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will…
Before God I swear this creed. My network and myself are the defenders of the world.
We are the masters of our enemy.
We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but Peace.
Once there was some similar about backup…
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MrE
(Enrique D)
June 2, 2020, 2:53am
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Sounds like Full Metal Jacket (1987) aka “Cara de guerra” …
pike
(Michael Kicks)
June 2, 2020, 9:29am
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Rifleman’s creed. In any case, it helps to remember what a network administrator’s do.
Anybody round here recall BOFH?
“The Bastard Operator From Hell”…
for those who missed it or those who’ld like to refresh:
http://bofharchive.com/
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MrE
(Enrique D)
June 3, 2020, 1:41pm
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Good Times. You could do ANYTHING to a user and no-one would know. Well, they’d know, but they couldn’t prove a thing.
It seems that Microsoft, Alphabet and Apple have been reading BOFH forever.
It’s now no more the Alphas or Billsoft, Zeta aka “Zuki” can read more users data (whatsApp) and sells this information to any right winger or trumpet…
robb
(Rob Bosch)
June 9, 2020, 1:07pm
273
Can we do a Corona picture? Made me smile…
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Jim
June 9, 2020, 1:49pm
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It’s exactly like reconditioning chinese work camps, Pol-Pot camps, 1984 book… Salomon Arsh conditioning, Pavlov experiment.
Do the right thing at the right time if not…
robb
(Rob Bosch)
June 11, 2020, 10:59am
275
Probably seen before, but still is a little gem…
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@robb
Changing a bulb at Microsoft:
One goes up the ladder with the bulb
Two turn the ladder round and round
Another 100 click away the error messages…
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robb
(Rob Bosch)
June 11, 2020, 2:16pm
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You need to add an “are you sure” option…
humulus
(Ruud)
June 11, 2020, 4:41pm
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Old one, but it always makes me smile.
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pike
(Michael Kicks)
June 23, 2020, 6:14pm
280
Now I focused the real Apple superpower. Give the user same features the market is already delivering at twice the price. Adding insult to injury: the user is so pleased to pay.
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Jim
June 24, 2020, 1:27am
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Don’t be jealous like this.
Just think Mac users aren’t stinginess