Like a glove… 
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root@r4:~# whatis lolcat
lolcat (6) - rainbow coloring for text
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@humulus: you beat me to post this one… Making fun of a deadly disease isn’t that funny, but this one is hilarious…
This joke is spreading like it’s subject 
Some international issues about corona. I Germany the people selling a lot of primary things, like all over the world. What is emty ? Powder and noodels. In france Redwine and conomes (i kown its mutch saver) and in Italy ? …
But all over the world there is no toilet paper. It can be that is a crisis of the capatalism or its a simpel world wide toilet-paper-crisis?
Please tel me … Whats did you cant buy now, what is emty in the stores?
To find a better county than a country where the buying powder and tolet paper 
That good to know when this crisis is gone …
Toliet paper is very near to a digital and virtual product…
Short time it is in the store (1). Than it is gone (0). Later there is a placeholder (virtual).
But keep save and healthy … all over in Europe and the world…
Thanks for all the Jokes and help
Toilet paper shortage was rather oversold by media. I bought one pack saturday and there were plenty.
Wenn es alle ist kommen saubere Zeiten, dann hilft nur waschen
Könnte politich auch helfen das braune wegwaschen
When tolet paper is emty. Clean times are coming, there i no chance like washing
Can be a good idea in politics to wash the brown colour out …
Anyway… There’s a site for toilet paper planning.
In the Netherlands this video went viral after the first signs of hoarding toilet paper
Hi All
In the swiss news were pictures of dutch queuing outside Coffee Shops for Hemp/Weed/Cannabis products.
Some things are very country specific…
Here we do have toilet paper, but only small packs left. Both Coop and Migros, our two largest detailers had between 5-10 packs available, all small packs with 4 or 6 rolls. The larger packs were all sold out! Also the choice was largely diminished.
Ravioli, and Desinfectents are also largely sold out. Paper Masks aren’t even available for the health people, they have to rely on what they have in stock. Germany is detaining our legal orders, they claimed 3M and the swiss giovernment were planning to smuggle out masks to Switzerland…
But otherwise the shops are well filled, fresh meat, vegetables and fruit are plentiful.
Stay healthy!
Andy
A cement mixer and a prison bus crashed on the highway. Police advise the public to look out for a group of hardened criminals.
In other news, Customs Officers in Sydney, Australia, just intercepted a massive shipment of toilet paper concealed in a ton on cocaine.
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For those who need to run python in a container: Container running Python
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That sample is out of a container.
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Happy birthday, @mrmarkuz.
Enjoy your time, your passion, your job.
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