Who needs a little joke today?

Reading files (not books) :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye:

Fixed that for you :stuck_out_tongue:

Wrong againā€¦ for @davidep, itā€™s not Ā« reading Ā» codeā€¦ itā€™s Ā« making Ā» code.

You lake empathy :smiling_imp::woman_mage::ghost:

Edit: itā€™s not cynismā€¦ I prefer see @davidep as Ā« a maker Ā». I want any doubt about this. :kissing_heart:

A little steal from Davide Bianchiā€™s website.

For german people there are two options: their own, and the wrong one.

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Brilliant gif for (our) devsā€¦ :rofl:
Bug dependency selector:
bugdependencydelector

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Poetry for tech nerds:
poetry

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From khan academy twitter: grammar day

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I hear my wife, teaching the kidsā€¦ :joy:

runā€¦ runā€¦ run asā€¦

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Finally they had to add a 4th apeā€¦ He acts like my kidsā€¦

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It seem that in Europe there a ā€œspiritualā€ attack, or energetic ā€œpositiveā€ vc ā€œnegativeā€ energies conflickā€¦
Before being crazy (too much, a little is nicešŸ˜‰), can I suggest to read ā€œThe Divine Comedyā€
And the Dante travel ( live / evil ) and other ā€œmirror effect.
One more ressource https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ego_death

And before this, choose your side, the Aristote one, or the Eubilide one.
And remember ā€œ Iā€™m lying, but I m not a liarā€ to continue kidding :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

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German trainsā€¦ so slowā€¦
13-18-00-29

Translation: A man from the ICE highspeedtrain is just coming towards me and asks me where there is a telephone booth. Dear me, how much was that train delayed?

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I found this one a quite morbid but still funny:

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Get out of jail freeā€¦

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This one is just too funnyā€¦ :slight_smile:
before-after

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image

-ā€œCan we doing a better way?ā€
-ā€œWe arenā€™t able to talk nowā€
-ā€œWe are too busyā€

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Doinā€™ in the right way is always faster than doinā€™ twice.

bugsā€¦

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What (br)exit?

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The best one! LOL